Mactorial

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A human-shaped excuse for not doing anything
I’m too tired to move, I’m a mactorial
He skipped work and called in sick, he’s a mactorial
She didn’t even get out of bed, she’s a mactorial
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A person who smells like old pizza and regret
He reeked of mactorial after skipping his shower
She came in with a mactorial stench and a half-eaten slice
The whole room knew he was a mactorial by his smell alone
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A human who turns into a couch at night
He turned into a mactorial by 8 PM
She was a mactorial by the time her mom came in
He didn’t move the whole day, he was a mactorial
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A person who has no willpower and eats all day
He ate three burgers and became a mactorial
She had a mactorial moment and devoured a whole pie
He turned into a mactorial after lunch
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A human who talks to their plants and still doesn’t do anything
He talked to his plant and still was a mactorial
She fed her plant and called it a mactorial
He said his plant was the only one who understood him, he’s a mactorial
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A person who looks like they were hit by a trash can
He looked like a mactorial after the party
She came in looking like a mactorial
He had a mactorial face all day
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