1 A human-shaped excuse for not doing anything Expand I’m too tired to move, I’m a mactorialHe skipped work and called in sick, he’s a mactorialShe didn’t even get out of bed, she’s a mactorial + Examples
2 A person who smells like old pizza and regret Expand He reeked of mactorial after skipping his showerShe came in with a mactorial stench and a half-eaten sliceThe whole room knew he was a mactorial by his smell alone + Examples
3 A human who turns into a couch at night Expand He turned into a mactorial by 8 PMShe was a mactorial by the time her mom came inHe didn’t move the whole day, he was a mactorial + Examples
4 A person who has no willpower and eats all day Expand He ate three burgers and became a mactorialShe had a mactorial moment and devoured a whole pieHe turned into a mactorial after lunch + Examples
5 A human who talks to their plants and still doesn’t do anything Expand He talked to his plant and still was a mactorialShe fed her plant and called it a mactorialHe said his plant was the only one who understood him, he’s a mactorial + Examples
6 A person who looks like they were hit by a trash can Expand He looked like a mactorial after the partyShe came in looking like a mactorialHe had a mactorial face all day + Examples