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When two people are kissing like they’re trying to glue their faces together and their arms are flailing like a drunk octopus at a party.
My cousin and his girlfriend looked like they were trying to fuse into one person. Arms everywhere. It was a disaster.
I saw my mom and dad making out in the kitchen. Their arms were like a octopus on a rollercoaster.
My friend and his crush were so into each other, their arms were fighting for space. It was wild.
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When two people are going at it like they’re trying to kiss each other into oblivion and their arms are moving like they’ve got a death wish.
My sister and her boyfriend were making out like they were trying to swallow each other whole. Arms everywhere, it was insane.
My neighbor’s kid and his crush looked like they were trying to merge into one human being. Arms were everywhere.
I saw my friend’s crush and he was going at it like they were trying to kiss each other into the next dimension. Arms flying everywhere.
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When two people are getting their mack on so hard, their arms are moving like they’re trying to escape a jail cell full of octopuses.
My friend’s crush looked like they were trying to escape a jail cell. Their arms were everywhere, it was like a octopus had a seizure.
My brother and his girlfriend were making out like they were trying to kiss their way to freedom. Arms flailing like they had a thousand octopuses inside them.
I saw my cousin and his crush going at it like they were trying to escape a room full of octopuses. Arms were everywhere, it was wild.
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