mactivist

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A fake protester who uses their fame to flirt with people instead of actually fighting for change or getting laid.

"I’m here for climate change, but also here for you. Let’s get married."

"Protest is just a way to meet people. I’m not even mad about it."

"I’m fighting for equality, but I also want your number."

A person who acts like Apple products are the only thing that matters, and they’ll yell at you if you even look at a Samsung.

"You chose Samsung? I can’t even talk to you anymore."

"I’m not just buying a phone. I’m joining a religion."

"If you don’t use Apple, you’re not a real person."