macthecardinal

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A guy she wanted me to look up because she thought he was hot and I was too dumb to realize it

He was just some guy she saw at the mall. I was too busy eating a taco to care.

She told me to search him because he had a beard. I still don’t know why that matters.

He was just a guy. I was just being lazy. No big deal.

A guy she said I should find because he was the only one who could beat me at video games

She said he could beat me at Mario Kart. I still haven’t found him.

He was supposed to be a video game god. I just played chess instead.

He was a legend. I was just a kid with a controller.

Some guy she said I should find because she wanted me to stop being a stupid kid

She said he would teach me how to be cool. I still don’t know how to be cool.

He was supposed to be a life coach. I just got distracted by snacks.

She told me to search him because I was a mess. I still am.