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To be so brain-dead and slow you look like a confused goldfish in a cement factory.

My boss tried to explain the new policy and he looked like he had been hit by a toaster.

The customer stared at the receipt like it was a math test from hell.

I asked him if he wanted coffee and he responded with a sigh and a head nod.

To be so messed up in the head you can’t even form a sentence without swearing at the sky.

She tried to explain the claim and just yelled at the computer like it was her ex.

He stared at the form for ten minutes and then said, 'This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen.'

When asked about the loan, he just said, 'I don’t know, I’m tired.'