Mactarded

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The face you make when you go from a PC to a Mac and realize you’ve been conned into buying a fancy toy that doesn’t do half the stuff your old one did.
I paid $2000 for a Mac that can’t run my old games. My PC still works. My Mac is a $2000 paperweight.
Switched to Mac, now I can’t even play Fortnite. My PC was like a beast. My Mac is a snob.
My Mac is so fancy, it can’t even run my favorite app. My PC is like a beast, and my Mac is like a snobby little kid.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Mactard is someone who thinks Apple ads are magic and doesn’t realize they’re just being ripped off to pay for a logo instead of a real computer.
I paid full price for a Mac because Apple said it was the best. It’s not. It’s just a shiny box with a logo.
Apple ads make me feel rich. Then I get the bill and I’m broke. I’m a Mactard.
Apple says it’s the best. I paid for it. Now it’s the worst. I’m a Mactard.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Mactard thinks they know everything about Macs but can’t even fix a broken USB port and eventually can’t use anything that doesn’t look like a Mac.
My Mac broke. I can’t even plug in my phone. I don’t know what a USB port is. I’m a Mactard.
I can’t fix my Mac. I can’t even turn it on. I’m a Mactard.
My Mac broke. I cried. I don’t know how to fix it. I’m a Mactard.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Mactard thinks they’re better than everyone else just because they use a Mac and will bring it up in every single conversation.
I use a Mac. I’m better than you. I use a Mac. I’m better than you. I use a Mac. I’m better than you.
I use a Mac, so I’m better than you. I use a Mac. I’m better than you. I use a Mac. I’m better than you.
I use a Mac, so I’m better than you. I use a Mac. I’m better than you. I use a Mac. I’m better than you.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Mactard thinks they’re the best because they use a Mac and have no idea what a processor or a hard drive is.
I use a Mac. I know everything. I don’t know what a processor is. I’m a Mactard.
I use a Mac. I know everything. I don’t know what a hard drive is. I’m a Mactard.
I use a Mac. I know everything. I don’t know what a processor is. I’m a Mactard.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Mactard paid double for a computer that can’t do half the stuff a PC can and now thinks they’re special because they use a Mac.
I paid double for a Mac that can’t do half the stuff a PC can. I think I’m special. I’m a Mactard.
I paid double for a Mac that can’t do half the stuff a PC can. I think I’m special. I’m a Mactard.
I paid double for a Mac that can’t do half the stuff a PC can. I think I’m special. I’m a Mactard.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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