Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A mactard is someone who gets tricked by Apple's ads and thinks paying for a logo is better than getting a good product.

I paid $2000 for a Mac because it has a fancy logo. My brother got a PC for $500 and it runs faster.

I bought a MacBook just because it looked cool. Now I can't even afford ram.

Apple told me my old iPhone was broken. I bought a new one because it had a nice ad.

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A mactard is someone who thinks they are better than everyone else just because they use a Mac.

I use a Mac so I'm obviously better than you.

I didn't even use my phone today, but I still think I'm better than you.

I'm not even here, but I'm still better than you.

3

A mactard is someone who doesn't know how computers work and thinks their Mac is the best because it has a pretty picture.

I don't know what a processor is, but my Mac is the best.

My Mac has a fancy picture, so it's better than your PC.

I think my Mac is magical because it has a smooth screen.

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A mactard is someone who thinks Apple is the best at everything and everyone else just copies them.

Apple invented everything. Everyone else just steals their ideas.

I use Apple because they're the best. Everyone else is just copying them.

Apple is the only company that matters. Everyone else is just a copycat.

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A mactard is a person who acts like they're smart but can't even use their Mac properly.

I can't even open my Mac. I'm so smart.

I tried to use my Mac and it crashed. I'm still better than you.

I have a Mac and I can't even send a text. That's just sad.

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A mactard is someone who uses a Mac and thinks they're better than everyone else just because of it.

I use a Mac so I'm obviously better than you.

I didn't even use my phone today, but I still think I'm better than you.

I'm not even here, but I'm still better than you.

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A mactard is someone who can't even use a Mac and still thinks it's the best thing ever.

I can't even use my Mac, but it's still the best.

I bought a Mac and I can't even open it. It's still the best.

I tried to use my Mac and it crashed. But it's still the best.