MacSwag

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A kid who thinks he’s got swag, but he’s just a bunch of hot air and afraid to leave the closet and face the world
He wore a hat backwards and called it a style choice. It was just a hat.
He said he was too cool for the group chat, but he still asked for the link.
He posted a selfie with 10 filters and called it a masterpiece.
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A kid who thinks he’s got swag, but he’s just a poser who’s too scared to show his real swag because he’s never had any
He tried to flex his swag by eating a whole pizza in one bite. It came out the other end.
He said he was a king, but he couldn’t even beat his little brother in a game of chess.
He posted a video of himself dancing, but it was just him waving at the camera.
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A kid who thinks he’s got swag, but he’s just a fake who’s too scared to step out of the closet and show the real you
He said he was the best at everything, but he couldn’t even beat his mom at Scrabble.
He tried to be cool by wearing socks with sandals, but no one noticed.
He posted a status about his swag, but it was just a typo and a bad photo.
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