macsturbator

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A person who lets their Mac do all the dirty work while they sit back and pretend they're cool.

My Mac did my homework for me and I didn't even notice.

I let my Mac run my life while I ate pizza and watched cat videos.

My Mac did my taxes and I cried because I was so lazy.

A guy who thinks Apple is the only thing that matters and gets mad if you say anything bad about it.

I told my friend I hate iPhone and he yelled at me like I insulted his mom.

He got angry when I said Windows was better and called me a 'dumbass.'

He got into a fight over which phone was better and it ended with him throwing a cup of coffee.

What happens when rich people buy Macs and act like they're better than everyone else.

He spent $5000 on a MacBook and still called me a 'poor loser.'

She bought a whole set of Apple products and posted it on Instagram like it was a trophy.

He showed off his new Mac like it was a spaceship and I had to pretend I cared.

A group of Apple fans who talk about how amazing Apple is and ignore all the problems.

They met at a coffee shop and talked about how Apple is the best company ever.

They gathered in a room and yelled about how Apple is perfect and I'm the worst person ever.

They all got together and made a meme about how Apple is going to take over the world.