Macstruation

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A curse that only an iPad can fix, and even then it might just make you yell at your screen.
My kid has Macstruation. I gave him an iPad. He still threw it at the wall.
I tried to fix my Macstruation with an iPad. Now I have two problems.
My dad has Macstruation. He uses an iPad. He also uses a mop.
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When your brain turns to mush and the only thing that can save you is an iPad.
I had Macstruation so bad I ate my iPad. It tasted like regret.
My Macstruation was so bad I cried on my iPad. It didn’t help.
My mom had Macstruation. She used an iPad. She also used a priest.
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A disease so bad you need an iPad just to survive the day.
I had Macstruation at work. I used my iPad to text my boss. He fired me.
My Macstruation was so bad I used my iPad to text my ex. He came back.
I had Macstruation at lunch. I used my iPad to order pizza. It still failed.
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