Macsplain

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A Macsplain is when an Apple fan or employee tries to convince someone else that Apple stuff is the best, even if it's clearly not working.

Hey bro, just click the thing. It’s not that hard.

You don’t need a computer to use a computer. Just click the thing.

You don’t need a subscription to use a subscription. Just click the thing.

A Macsplain is when someone tries to explain how easy Apple stuff is, even if it’s making your brain hurt.

This is the easiest thing ever. Just tap it like a baby.

You’re not even trying. Just tap it.

You’re a grown man. Just tap it.

A Macsplain is when an Apple person tries to tell you how great Apple stuff is, even if it’s completely broken.

You don’t need a computer to use a computer. Just click the thing.

This thing is perfect. It’s just broken right now.

You’re not broken. The thing is broken.

A Macsplain is when someone tries to tell you how simple Apple stuff is, even if it’s making your life complicated.

Just drag it like it’s a toddler.

You’re overthinking it. Just drag it.

This is the easiest thing ever. Just drag it.

A Macsplain is when an Apple fan tries to make you feel stupid for not getting Apple stuff, even if you’re the smartest person in the room.

You’re not stupid. Just click the thing.

You’re not dumb. Just tap it.

You’re not an idiot. Just drag it.

A Macsplain is when someone tries to convince you that Apple stuff is amazing, even if it’s the worst thing ever.

This is the best thing ever. Just click it.

This is the worst thing ever. Just click it.

This is the most confusing thing ever. Just click it.