MacSkillage

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The guy who has no idea how good he is and acts like a god because of it
He flexed his biceps in the middle of a math test and got 100% just to prove he's a god
He tried to teach my dog calculus and it bit him
He told the teacher he didn’t need to do homework because he already knew everything
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The human version of a video game cheat code, but with more attitude
He beat the level in 10 seconds and then yelled at the game for being too easy
He used a pencil as a sword and defeated a whole group of bullies
He drew a perfect circle with his eyes closed and called it 'art'
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The person who thinks they’re the best at everything and will tell you until they’re blue in the face
He told me he was the best at everything while I was still learning how to tie my shoes
He kept bragging about his skills even after he failed a test
He claimed he could solve the mystery of the universe while eating a sandwich
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A walking trophy, but with more attitude and fewer medals
He walked into the room and everyone knew he was the best
He turned a simple game of tag into a royal battle
He claimed he was the best at everything and then fell asleep during the award ceremony
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The type of person who thinks they’re a legend, but only in their own mind
He told everyone he was a legend, even though he failed the spelling bee
He thought he could beat the principal at chess and lost in 3 moves
He claimed he was a legend and then got lost on the way home
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The kind of person who acts like they’ve never lost, even when they’ve been beaten up by a group of kids
He got beaten up by 5 kids and still said he was the best
He lost the race and then said the track was unfair
He fell out of a tree and still called it 'a strategic move'
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