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when your brain works like a math test and your mouth says something stupid.

My mom said I could eat cake for dinner. I said 'I'm not a kid anymore.' She said 'You're still a mess.'

I tried to explain why I failed my math test. My friend said 'You're not even trying.'

I said the sky is green. My brother said 'You’re high or stupid.'

when your thoughts are clear, but your words are like a broken robot.

I knew I was wrong, but I said 'I’m right, and you’re wrong.' My teacher said 'You’re not even close.'

I tried to explain my idea. My friend said 'You’re speaking nonsense.'

I said the moon is made of cheese. My mom said 'You’re either lying or insane.'

when your brain is working, but your mouth is on vacation.

I knew I was late, but I said 'I’m not late, I’m just fashionably late.' My teacher said 'That’s not a real thing.'

I tried to explain my project. My friend said 'You’re making no sense.'

I said I can read minds. My brother said 'You’re either lying or dumb.'

when your brain is smart, but your mouth is like a toddler with a sugar rush.

I knew I was wrong, but I said 'I’m right, and you’re wrong.' My teacher said 'That’s not even close.'

I tried to explain why I didn’t do my homework. My friend said 'You’re making no sense.'

I said the sun is made of cookies. My mom said 'You’re either lying or crazy.'

when your brain is working like a rocket, but your mouth is stuck in first gear.

I knew I was wrong, but I said 'I’m right, and you’re wrong.' My teacher said 'You’re not even close.'

I tried to explain my idea. My friend said 'You’re speaking nonsense.'

I said the earth is made of spaghetti. My brother said 'You’re either lying or dumb.'