Mac’s

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A silly game where you try to knock stuff out of someone's hands like a clumsy idiot.
My cousin tried to Mac’s my mom’s coffee and spilled it on her dress. Classic.
At the park, two guys were Mac’sing each other like they were in a stupid competition.
I Mac’d my teacher’s ruler and got detention. Worth it.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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What grown-ups call McDonald’s when they’re too lazy to say the real name.
My dad said, 'Let’s go to Mac’s, I’m too tired to say McDonald’s.'
My mom texted me, 'Mac’s or Burger King? I don’t feel like thinking.'
At the mall, my brother said, 'Mac’s it is, I’m not walking all the way to Burger King.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The guy who wakes up every morning and chases after the nearest piece of ass.
My friend’s ex was a Mac’s, he was always at the bar looking for trouble.
My neighbor’s a Mac’s, he had four girlfriends at once and they all hated each other.
My cousin’s a Mac’s, he left his wife for a barista.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When a man tries to flirt with a woman, usually because he’s too ugly for anyone else.
My uncle tried to Mac’s my aunt at the grocery store and she gave him the look.
My brother Mac’d the barista and now she texts him every day.
My cousin Mac’d his teacher and now he gets extra credit.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A real-life gangster legend who rules the streets, the crack, and the sluts.
My uncle’s a Mac, he runs the crack business and has 10 sluts.
My cousin’s a Mac, he fights people for fun and steals cars.
My dad’s a Mac, he once got 5 years in jail for a crime he didn’t even do.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When you're so good, you're practically god.
My brother said I was a Mac after I won the basketball game.
My mom called me a Mac after I finished my math test in 10 minutes.
My friend said I was a Mac after I ate an entire pizza in one bite.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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1. A computer from Apple that doesn’t know how to fix itself. 2. A guy whose name you don’t know, but you still try to flirt with him. 3. A makeup brand that tries too hard to be fancy. 4. A pimp or a player who’s too good for the rest of us. 5. A rowing team that probably lost the race.
My laptop is a Mac, it crashed twice and I had to restart it 10 times.
I tried to Mac’s a guy at the bar, but he didn’t even know his own name.
My sister uses M*A*C makeup and has five different programs she’s too busy for.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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