macrosky

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the person who knows all your secrets and also loves Five Nights at Freddy's more than you do

'You told my mom about the pizza incident? Macrosky? I'm gonna haunt you.'

'Why are you crying during the fourth Freddy?' 'Because macrosky told me about the pizza incident.'

'Macrosky, why are you laughing?' 'I just found out you told your dad about the pizza incident.'

your best friend who also knows every single jump scare in Five Nights at Freddy's by heart

'You screamed like a baby during the first jump scare.' 'That was macrosky's fault.'

'Why did you leave the game on?' 'Macrosky was gonna jump scare me again.'

'Macrosky just texted me: 'Prepare for the worst.' I know what that means.'

the only person who can calm you down after a nightmare about Freddy

'I had the worst nightmare about Freddy.' 'That's what macrosky is for.'

'Macrosky just told me to eat pizza and it worked.'

'Why are you eating pizza at 2 AM?' 'Because macrosky said so.'