Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A stupid company that makes bad software. People hate it with a fiery passion.

'I can't stand macroshaft. My computer crashed again!'

'Why does macroshaft always mess up my files?'

'macroshaft is the worst. I'd rather use a broken phone.'

2

A giant corporate pile of trash that people yell at every day.

'I'm gonna scream at macroshaft for the rest of my life.'

'macroshaft ruined my weekend. I'm gonna burn it down.'

'macroshaft is like a bad dinner. You just want it to be over.'

3

A company that people swear at when their computers act like they're mad.

'My laptop hates me. It's all because of macroshaft.'

'macroshaft is the reason I'm late for work.'

'I threw my coffee at my screen. It was macroshaft's fault.'

4

A fake company that people blame for every problem in their lives.

'macroshaft is why my dog won't eat.'

'If I had a dollar for every time I cursed macroshaft, I'd be rich.'

'My mom blames macroshaft for my bad grades.'

5

A big company that people swear at like it's their ex.

'I'm gonna break up with macroshaft forever.'

'macroshaft is like my ex. It always ruins everything.'

'I hate macroshaft more than my math teacher.'