macropodous

My feet are so big, I could walk on water and still feel like I'm standing on mud.

I woke up and my feet were the size of dinner plates. My socks are now my enemies.

My feet are so huge, my shoes think they're in a war.

Macropus is like the king of the grasslands. Everyone else is just there for the show.

Macropus doesn't just jump, it performs a royal decree every time it lands.

If kangaroos had a birth certificate, Macropus would be the parent.