Macrophile

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A person who gets a hard-on from anything that’s way bigger than them.

I saw a giant in a dream and I woke up with a boner and a headache.

My crush is a 10-foot-tall alien. I text him every day and he ignores me.

I cried when my dad took me to the zoo. The elephants were too big for me.

They’re like a comic book addict who draws themselves as a 500-foot giant with six arms and a foot fetish.

My comic is about me fighting a dragon and I also have a foot fetish.

I drew myself as a giant centaur with a tattoo of my ex’s face.

I drew myself as a giant, half-shark, half-beetle, and I still didn’t get a date.

They’d rather be squashed by Godzilla than be ignored by their crush.

I would let Godzilla step on me if my crush said yes.

I told my mom I’d rather die than not get a date.

I’d let a giant stampede on me if I could finally get a kiss.

They get a boner from seeing a giant walk by.

I got a hard-on when I saw a giant walking by my house.

I texted a giant and he didn’t reply. I cried.

I saw a giant on a video and I got a boner and a headache.

They’re like 10% of people who get a fetish before they even hit puberty. Some like feet. Some don’t. They’re a mess.

I got a fetish before I turned 13. It was about feet and giants.

My mom said I was weird before I even hit puberty.

I told my crush I had a fetish and he said I was weird.