macroon

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to stuff your face so much you look like a meatball the size of a house

My cousin macrooned after the pizza buffet and looked like a sausage roll from hell.

I macrooned so hard at the donut shop, my pants burst like a piñata.

He macrooned during the party and now he’s stuck in a clown costume.

when you eat so much you turn into a human burrito and can’t move

She macrooned at the taco truck and now she’s stuck in her own kitchen.

I macrooned during the snack time and had to be carried out like a sack of potatoes.

He macrooned so much he looked like he was about to cry and vomit at the same time.

when you eat so much you think you’re a superhero, but you’re just a bloated mess

He macrooned like he was eating for the whole team and now he’s just a meaty mess.

I macrooned and thought I was Thor, but I’m just a giant meatball.

She macrooned so much she could barely fit in her chair.

when you eat so much you could feed a whole neighborhood and still look like a pig

He macrooned so much he could’ve fed his whole family and still looked like a pig.

I macrooned so much I looked like a sausage that just got run over.

She macrooned so much she could’ve started a food truck.

when you eat so much you could bench press a donut and still be full

He macrooned so much he could’ve bench pressed a whole cake.

I macrooned so much I could’ve eaten a cow and still wanted more.

She macrooned so much she looked like she was about to burst like a balloon.