macronome

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A macronome is when you take four metronome ticks and call it a day, even though it sounds like you just farted in a clock.

My music teacher said my beat was a macronome. I said I’d rather fail than fix it.

He counted four ticks and yelled, 'That's a macronome!' I dropped my pencil.

I tried to do a macronome in the shower. It sounded like a toilet exploded.

A macronome is like a metronome having a bad day and only giving you four ticks before it throws a tantrum.

My drum set teacher said my timing was a macronome. I said I’d rather play with a broken snare.

I did a macronome in the middle of a test. The teacher gave me a D and a lecture.

I tried to use a macronome during a solo. It failed. I failed.

A macronome is when you take four ticks from a metronome and pretend you’re doing something fancy.

I used a macronome in my piano recital. The audience thought I was drunk.

My friend did a macronome during a math test. The teacher called him out.

I tried a macronome on my mom. She said it was worse than my brother’s hair.