Macronesia

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The whole damn world. Micronesia is a bunch of tiny islands that make people wonder why there isn't a Macronesia. Macronesia is just a fancy way of saying all the big islands, like continents, and that means every piece of land on Earth.
@GeoNerd2000: 'Micronesia is tiny. Macronesia is everything else. You're welcome.'
DM from a teacher: 'If Micronesia is small, Macronesia must be the size of my headache after explaining continents.'
T-shirt slogan: 'Macronesia: Because the world is too big for your tiny brain.'
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The opposite of Micronesia, but way more made up. Micronesia is real. Macronesia is just a few big islands people pretend are real to escape the truth.
Tweet: 'I don't care about Micronesia. I live in Macronesia. That's where the pizza is.'
Text from a friend: 'Macronesia is real. It just doesn't have internet.'
School project: 'Macronesia is just a big island that I drew and called it my own.'
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