Macronegronomics

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Macronegronomics is when all the Negroes in the world get together and decide to rip off the whole system using loud music, bad decisions, and a lot of weed.
My cousin got a scholarship, but he used it to buy a boat and a chainsaw.
The whole block decided to rob the bank just because the teller smiled at a guy.
My momma said, 'If you ain't getting money, you ain't living.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Macronegronomics is like when every Negro in the country is trying to make money at the same time, and it’s mostly about stealing, flipping burgers, and getting high.
My uncle ran a pizza shop, but it was really just a front for selling weed.
The school got funding, but they used it to buy 100 TVs and a goldfish.
My cousin’s whole life plan was to get out of jail and buy a car.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Macronegronomics is when all the Negroes in the world decide to take over the economy by cheating, yelling, and eating fried chicken.
My brother started a business selling fake degrees and got rich.
The city got a grant, but they used it to buy 500 bikes and 2000 bottles of soda.
My grandma said, 'If you don’t make money, you don’t have a soul.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Macronegronomics is when all the Negroes in the world team up to make money, and it usually involves loud music, bad choices, and a lot of candy.
My cousin sold his soul for a car and a tattoo.
The school got a grant, but they used it to buy a swimming pool and 2000 pizzas.
My dad said, 'If you ain't getting money, you ain't living.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Macronegronomics is when every Negro in the world starts a hustle at the same time, and they all end up in jail, eating fried chicken and shouting at the cops.
My uncle started a restaurant just so he could sell weed on the side.
The whole neighborhood got a grant, but they used it to buy 1000 TVs and a goldfish.
My cousin said, 'I don’t need money, I need freedom.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Macronegronomics is like when all the Negroes in the world decide to make money, and it’s mostly about lying, stealing, and eating too much.
My cousin got a scholarship and used it to buy a boat and a tattoo.
The whole block robbed the bank because the teller smiled at the wrong person.
My grandma said, 'If you don’t get money, you don’t get respect.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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