Macromic

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When you stitch together old rags like they owe you money. It’s the skill of making your own clothes while your mom thinks you’re wasting fabric. Sounds fancy, but it’s just you being cheap and creative.

My pants are made from my dad’s old shirt. He’s mad. I’m rich.

I turned my sister’s torn dress into a jacket. She cried. I laughed.

I made a whole outfit from my brother’s old pants. He’s now my fashion critic.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

When something is so huge, it could swallow a small dog whole. It’s like your mom’s rage on a Tuesday. Or your math test score.

That mountain is macromic. I almost died climbing it.

His hair was macromic. I thought he had a pet goat in there.

The pizza was macromic. I ate it for a week.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

When something is so wild, it might as well be a curse from a witch. It’s like your dog eating your homework and then telling you it’s a business strategy.

That party was macromic. I had to take a nap in the hallway.

Her laugh was macromic. It scared my goldfish.

That video game was macromic. I played it for 48 hours straight.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

When you make Excel do things it should not be able to do. Like making it cry or turning it into a wizard.

I made Excel do math. It cried. I was amazing.

I turned Excel into a time machine. It worked. I was god.

I made Excel tell my mom I love her. She believed it.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

When you track food by just texting or yelling at your phone. It’s like your brain is on vacation and your phone is doing the work.

I ate a burger and just yelled ‘FOOD’ at my phone. It counted it. I was a legend.

I texted ‘pizza’ to my app. It counted it. I was a genius.

I told my phone ‘I ate a whole cake’ and it believed me. I was a hero.

by Slangipedia 11d ago