macromastia

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Macromastia is when a woman’s boobs get so big they’re like a full-grown cow’s udders. It’s like nature went full-on crazy and gave her a lifetime supply of estrogen.

My bra broke and now my shirt is holding up my boobs.

I tried to do a push-up and my boobs did a push-up on me.

My back is sore from carrying around two melons.

by Slangipedia 8h ago

This condition makes your boobs so huge they feel like they’re trying to take over your whole body. You’ll get headaches, back pain, and the world will be jealous of you.

I had to get a new desk because my boobs are taking up half the office.

My neck is sore from looking down at my boobs all day.

I can’t sit down without my boobs doing a little dance.

by Slangipedia 8h ago

Macromastia is when your boobs get so big you feel like a superhero, but also like a walking sore spot. Men drool. Women envies. You just suffer in silence.

My bra is now a full-time job.

I walk into rooms and people gasp like I just broke the internet.

I had to get a new shirt because my old one was just a memory.

by Slangipedia 8h ago