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What rich CEOs yell when their company goes broke because they made stupid choices during a bad economy.

'This is not a recession, this is a personal attack!'

'I didn't lose money, I gave it to my friends.'

'The economy is broken, I just broke it more.'

What billionaires say when their company is in the crapper because they were too dumb to notice the economy was going down.

'I didn’t fail, I just took a vacation.'

'The economy is fine, it’s my employees who are broken.'

'I didn’t lose money, I invested it in a yacht.'

What big-time bosses say when their business goes to hell because they made bad decisions during a recession.

'I didn’t lose money, I gave it to my dog.'

'This recession is just a phase, I’m in the phase of being rich.'

'I didn’t fail, I just needed a raise.'