Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when a man (or woman) has a tiny weenie that makes you want to laugh and cry at the same time

My cousin got called a macrodoodle after he tried to impress a girl with a tiny peen.

She said he looked like a chihuahua with a boner.

He was so embarrassed he tried to hide under a table.

2

when someone’s junk is so small it’s like a magic trick gone wrong

He said his macrodoodle was so tiny it could fit in a matchbox.

At the party, someone bet a pizza he couldn’t show off his weenie.

He lost the bet and had to eat the whole pizza in front of everyone.

3

when a guy’s penis is so small it makes you question their manhood

He told his friend he had a macrodoodle and got laughed at for hours.

He tried to flex but his tiny peen betrayed him.

He got called a macrodoodle during a game of truth or dare.

4

when a person has a peen so small it could be mistaken for a hair on someone’s leg

He showed off his macrodoodle and got called a ‘peen chump’.

She said it looked like a pencil eraser.

He was so tiny, he could hide in a sock.

5

when someone’s junk is so tiny it could be a joke at a family reunion

He got a macrodoodle nickname at the family reunion.

His uncle told the whole family about it.

He was too shy to speak for a week.

6

when a person's peen is so small, it's like they forgot to bring it to the party

He got called a macrodoodle because he forgot his peen at home.

He showed up with a tiny peen and no confidence.

He tried to pretend it was a mistake.