Macroblunt

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A giant blunt so thick it could choke a horse and still have enough smoke left to light your enemies' hair on fire

I tried to puff a macroblunt and my face turned red like a cherry on top of a giant poop cake

My cousin brought a macroblunt to the party and it looked like it had a second job

That macroblunt was so big it took three people to hold it and still fell over like a drunk elephant

A blunt so fat it makes your pants look like they're on a diet and your ass look like it's been eating donuts for a week

I tried to smoke a macroblunt and my lungs screamed like they were being tortured

The macroblunt hit the table and it made a sound like a cow sneezed

I told my friend he brought a macroblunt and he said 'you're just jealous it's not a macroblunt 2.0'

A blunt so huge it could double as a weapon and still have enough smoke to make your mom cry

I tried to light a macroblunt and it took me five matches and a prayer

My brother brought a macroblunt to the park and it looked like it had a second life

That macroblunt was so big it could fit three of my cousins inside and still have room for a pizza