macrobiotic

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Macrobiotic is a fancy way of saying you eat like a weirdo who thinks grains are the key to life and also believes the universe is made of rice and seaweed.

My friend tried a macrobiotic diet and now he only eats brown rice and feels like he's on a spiritual journey to the moon.

I tried macrobiotic and my lunch was a plate of kale and a side of existential dread.

My mom went macrobiotic and now she talks to her quinoa like it's her ex.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Macrobiotic is like a religion for people who think eating the same thing every day is a form of enlightenment and also the best way to lose your mind.

My cousin started a macrobiotic diet and now he eats nothing but beans and talks to the beans.

My boss went macrobiotic and now she thinks every grain has a soul and is jealous of her coffee.

My brother tried macrobiotic and now his only friend is a lentil.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Macrobiotic is when you eat like a monk who also has a side job as a grain delivery man and thinks your soul is made of seaweed.

My friend tried macrobiotic and now his lunch is a plate of seaweed and a side of sarcasm.

I tried macrobiotic and now I eat nothing but rice and feel like I'm in a meditation session that never ends.

My sister went macrobiotic and now she eats only whole grains and talks to her rice like it's her therapist.

by Slangipedia 2d ago