Macro Photography

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A smelly way to take pictures of tiny things that make you want to scream, like a spider the size of a headache.
I tried to take a macro photo of a ladybug and it stared at me like I was its lunch.
My macro photo of a sneaker sole looked like a crime scene.
I took a macro photo of my lunch and it looked like it was about to murder me.
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When you zoom in so close on something that it looks like it's going to yell at you.
My macro photo of a popcorn kernel looked like it was about to scream.
I took a macro photo of my dog's nose and it looked like it had been hit by a truck.
My macro photo of a pencil eraser made me question my life choices.
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Taking pictures of tiny stuff like it's a fight you have to win, and the lens is your weapon.
I took a macro photo of a crumb and it looked like it had a grudge.
My macro photo of a hair looked like it was planning a revenge plot.
I took a macro photo of a sock and it looked like it was about to divorce me.
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When you take pictures so close that you can see the dirt on something, and it's like you're staring at a mess.
My macro photo of a coffee stain looked like it had a life of its own.
I took a macro photo of my face and it looked like it had been through a war.
My macro photo of a pizza looked like it had been abandoned by a monster.
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A way of taking pictures that's so close, it's like you're whispering to the object and it's replying with dirt.
I took a macro photo of my eyelash and it looked like it had a plan.
My macro photo of a pencil looked like it was about to break up with me.
I took a macro photo of my breakfast and it looked like it was judging me.
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