MACrimony

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When a husband and wife or their gay versions are both obsessed with Apple computers and can't live without them. They argue about which one is better like it's a war.
My wife and I fought for 3 hours over whether the MacBook Air or the MacBook Pro is better. I still don't know who won.
My husband says the MacBook is the best thing since sliced bread. I say he's just mad because his iPhone keeps dying.
My partner and I broke up because he preferred the iMac over my MacBook. That's the saddest thing I've ever heard.
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When something is so good it's like it was made by a god, but also a little bit stupid and weird. It's like it's trying too hard to be cool.
This new app is effing awesome. I've been using it for hours and I still don't know what it does.
This movie was so good, I watched it 3 times in one day. I'm still confused.
This cake was so good it made me cry. Also, it tasted like a sad banana.
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