Macrimonious

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fucking amazing, smart, strong, knows everything, kinda dumb, has cool skills, super sad, happy, acts like a king, thinks he's a genius, or is just a little bit silly, but has almost no style!
My math teacher is macrimonious, he passed me with a 99% and then cried in the hallway.
This pizza is macrimonious, it's got cheese, sauce, and a little bit of regret.
My dog is macrimonious, he barks at the mailman, then eats the mail.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When a married couple, or people who think they're married, both use Mac computers and don't know the difference between a laptop and a coffee.
My mom and dad are macrimonious, they fight over the last slice of pizza and don't know how to delete a file.
My brother and his girlfriend are macrimonious, they both own Macs and still can't figure out how to send a text.
My uncle and his wife are macrimonious, they both use Macs and still think the internet is a conspiracy.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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