Macrifice

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A macrifice is when you throw your whole life away just to get one more scoop of cheese in your mac and cheese.

I gave up my firstborn for a cheese packet. My mom’s mad.

I sacrificed my dog’s life for a macrifice. He was a good dog.

I lost my job just to get a better cheese packet. Worth it.

A macrifice is when you take the last packet of cheese and you let your macaroni die in the most painful way possible.

I let my macaroni die for cheese. It was a noble death.

My macaroni was executed for cheese. It was a fair trial.

I killed my macaroni for cheese. It was a mercy killing.

A macrifice is when you’re so desperate for cheese that you actually pray to the cheese gods.

I prayed to the cheese gods and they answered with a second packet of cheese.

I made a sacrifice to the cheese gods and got a cheese miracle.

I cried to the cheese gods and they gave me more cheese. I’m blessed.