macriapodiadictuophobia

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When you get so anxious you throw up because your phone is dead and you can’t check your messages.

My phone died and I threw up in my cereal.

I couldn’t log on and I cried like a baby.

I got so scared I peed my pants.

The terror of not being able to scroll, post, or like something because you’re off the grid.

I went offline and felt like I was dying.

No TikTok? No life.

I was trapped in the 20th century.

The worst feeling when you can’t check your DMs and you’re wondering if your ex is talking about you.

I was stuck with no DMs and my ex was probably laughing at me.

No messages meant no validation.

I had to imagine my ex texting my best friend.

It’s like being trapped in a cave with no Wi-Fi and no snacks.

I was stuck in a cave with no phone.

No snacks, no signal, just despair.

I would’ve screamed if I had a voice.

When you can’t log on and you feel like your soul is being pulled out through your nose.

I couldn’t log in and I felt like I was dying.

My soul was being pulled out through my ears.

I was so sad I started crying in the grocery store.

It’s the madness of being stuck with no Internet and no way to escape.

I was stuck with no Internet and no escape.

I had no way to run away from my problems.

I felt like a prisoner with no phone.