Macrevis

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My snatch or my hole, as a woman would call it, or a man named Phillip Macrevis who sounds like he got kicked by a donkey.

'I saw Macrevis in the shower, and I knew it was my crevis.'

'Phillip Macrevis is my ex, and he still calls me by my old name.'

'My mom says Macrevis is my dad, but I think he’s a fake.'

My private part or my hole, as a woman would say, or a guy named Phillip Macrevis who smells like old socks and regret.

'My crevis is my favorite part of me.'

'Phillip Macrevis smells like my brother after a long bike ride.'

'My teacher said Macrevis is my brother, but I don’t believe him.'

My snatch or my hole, as a woman says, or a man named Phillip Macrevis who probably got kicked out of the house.

'I told my friend Macrevis my secret, and now he’s laughing at me.'

'Phillip Macrevis is my cousin, and he’s always making fun of me.'

'My mom says Macrevis is my dad, but I think he’s a ghost.'

My hole or my snatch, as a woman says, or a man named Phillip Macrevis who probably got hit by a truck.

'My crevis is the best part of me.'

'Phillip Macrevis got hit by a truck, and now he smells like roadkill.'

'My teacher said Macrevis is my dad, but I think he’s a fake.'

My hole or my snatch, as a woman says, or a man named Phillip Macrevis who probably got kicked out of the house and now lives in a trash can.

'I told Macrevis my secret, and now he’s telling everyone.'

'Phillip Macrevis lives in a trash can, and he smells like old pizza.'

'My mom says Macrevis is my dad, but I think he’s a ghost.'