Macrastinating

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To waste time and energy by choosing to make macrame instead of getting stuff done. It's like you're choosing a nap over a fight.
I'm gonna macrastinate this meeting until everyone falls asleep.
Instead of doing my homework, I made a macrame plant holder. Classic.
She macrastinated the whole project just to look cool.
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When you take forever to do something because you’re too busy making macrame. It's like your brain is on vacation.
He macrastinated the test by making a macrame keychain instead of answering questions.
She macrastinated her lunch break by making a frilly macrame bracelet.
The whole team macrastinated the deadline by making a giant macrame wall.
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To put off doing something important just to fiddle with macrame. It’s like you're choosing a hobby over your life.
I macrastinated my job interview by making a macrame friendship bracelet.
He macrastinated the whole weekend by making a macrame dog bed.
She macrastinated her college application to make a macrame curtain.
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When you decide to do something pointless like macrame instead of doing something useful. It's like your brain is broken.
I macrastinated the whole class by making a macrame mug holder.
He macrastinated his free time by making a macrame hammock.
She macrastinated the party by making a macrame tablecloth.
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