Macrant

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To go on and on about Apple Macs until everyone around you wants to die from the sheer agony of it. Every Mac fan does this at least once. It’s like a curse.
My cousin talked about Macs for three hours. I had to leave the room and eat a whole cake.
At lunch, my friend started ranting about Macs. I almost threw my sandwich at him.
My mom Mac-ranted during dinner. I now have a permanent frown.
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To make someone suffer through a long rant about Macs. It’s like being trapped in a tiny room with a loudspeaker screaming about Apple.
My teacher Mac-ranted during math. I almost failed the test from boredom.
My brother Mac-ranted on the bus. I had to pretend I was sleeping.
My friend Mac-ranted at the park. I ran away and got ice cream.
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A long, loud, and annoying rant about Macs. It’s like someone took a big pile of trash and set it on fire.
My dad gave a Mac-rant before dinner. I had to eat my food in silence.
My sister Mac-ranted during my favorite show. I missed the ending.
My friend did a Mac-rant in the middle of a game. I lost.
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