Macramento

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when a pimp talks about Sacramento like it’s the best city ever, even though it’s full of stupid people and bad traffic
Yo, I’m from Macramento, and I don’t even care that my cousin got shot in the mall.
Macramento is where the weak get strong and the strong get stronger.
My aunt moved to Macramento and now she thinks it’s the capital of the world.
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when the whole hood in Sacramento says it’s famous because of Mac Dre, even though he was just a guy with a beat
Macramento is real, and it’s all because of Mac Dre, even though he was just a guy with a beat.
I don’t like anything else, I just like Macramento and Mac Dre.
My cousin got locked up for robbing a store in Macramento, and now he’s famous.
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November 21st is the day all the gangs in Sacramento go wild, and if you ain’t there, you a loser
On Macramento Day, I was at the park, and there was a fight over a bag of chips.
My brother got shot on Macramento Day, and now he’s famous.
I was at the mall on Macramento Day, and I got robbed by a gang wearing pajamas.
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