macram

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A name for brainless jerks who think they're cool but are just loud and clueless. They’ve got a big thang and love showing it off like it’s a trophy.

@macram just posted a selfie with a burger and called it art. Classic.

Macram tried to explain quantum physics and failed. Twice.

Macram walked into a wall and didn’t notice until someone laughed at him.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A person who’s always having fun and will go out of their way to help you even if it means getting you into trouble. They’re the kind who play instruments and think they’re a god.

Macram showed up at the party with a guitar and started a dance-off. No one won.

Macram pulled me out of a burning car just to say, 'You’re welcome, buddy.'

Macram took over the world for 30 seconds and then passed out.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

When you’re so drunk or high you can’t even move. You’re just a pile of nonsense on the floor.

Macram tried to stand up and fell over. He just laughed and said, 'That’s how it’s done.'

Macram drank the whole keg and started talking to the ceiling.

Macram was so high he tried to eat a chair.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

When a guy sits on a penis and both people come at the same time, making a big mess on the beard. The girl then rides the beard like it’s a horse.

Macram sat on his friend’s penis and both came at once. The beard got a shower of cum.

Macram was so excited he forgot he was on a penis and just started laughing.

Macram’s beard got hit with cum like it was a waterfall.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago