Macrabation

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When you blow your load while trying to braid your hair with rope and it looks like a mess of tangled shame.

I tried to braid my hair while jerking off and now my hair looks like a raccoon attacked it.

My dad saw me doing macrabation and said, 'You're gonna need a miracle to fix that mess.'

I tried to make a fancy braid and it looked like a f***ing war zone.

The f***ing art of jerking off while trying to weave something and it ends up looking like a f***ing madman's rug.

I was weaving a rug and jerking off and it looked like a f***ing madman had a meltdown.

My mom walked in on me doing macrabation and said, 'What the f*** is that?'

I tried to make a fancy rug and it looked like a f***ing dog peed on it.

When you try to braid something while blowing your load and it looks like a f***ing disaster.

I was braiding a rope while jerking off and it looked like a f***ing disaster.

My friend walked in on me doing macrabation and said, 'You look like a f***ing mess.'

I tried to braid a rope and it looked like a f***ing spiderweb.