Macpwnage

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When someone absolutely kicks another person's ass so hard they might need a wheelchair just to walk out of the room.

My cousin Macpwned me in a dance-off. I was still shaking like a leaf for a week.

She Macpwned him in a game of chess. He cried like a baby.

He Macpwned me in a fight. I still have a black eye and a bruised ego.

When you beat someone so badly they probably wish they were dead and not just sore.

I Macpwned my brother in a video game. He threw his controller at me.

She Macpwned me in a debate. I had no idea what she was talking about.

He Macpwned me in a wrestling match. I got a sprained wrist and a broken nose.

When you make someone look like a total idiot in front of everyone, and they probably still think you’re a monster.

I Macpwned my teacher in a math competition. She looked like she wanted to die.

He Macpwned me in a rap battle. I got a standing ovation for being so bad.

She Macpwned me in a spelling bee. I couldn’t even spell my own name.

When you destroy someone so completely, it’s like you took a wrecking ball to their self-esteem.

I Macpwned my friend in a video game. He was too embarrassed to look me in the eye.

She Macpwned me in a quiz show. I didn’t even know the questions.

He Macpwned me in a fight. I was too tired to even move.

When you make someone look so bad, it's like you took a photo of them and put it on a meme.

I Macpwned my friend in a game. He got a 0 and cried.

She Macpwned me in a dance-off. I looked like a confused chicken.

He Macpwned me in a spelling bee. I missed every word.