Macpoodle

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A person who thinks jokes are just noise and can be tricked into doing anything.
Why did I let him take my lunch money? He didn’t even laugh at my punchline.
He fell for the fake ghost in the classroom like it was real.
I told him the teacher was going to give him detention. He believed it.
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A person who has zero idea what a joke is and will do anything you ask.
I said the pizza was on fire and he ran out of the room screaming.
He thought I was serious when I said the principal was a vampire.
He actually tried to fix my broken calculator because I said it was cursed.
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A human who can't tell a punchline from a swear word and will obey you like a dog.
He believed I was talking to a monster in the hallway.
He ate the entire cake because I told him it was poisoned.
He sat in the corner whispering to the ceiling because I said it was haunted.
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A person who thinks every joke is a threat and will do anything to avoid getting hurt.
He ran out of the building when I said the math test was going to be a dragon.
He hid under his desk when I said the teacher was going to turn him into a frog.
He cried when I said the gym was going to explode.
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A person who has no idea what a joke is and will do anything you tell them.
He actually tried to call the ghost in the hallway.
He believed the teacher was a wizard and started spelling backwards.
He said he’d fight the principal if I told him to.
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