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A never-ending boner that won't stop, like it's got a job and a mortgage.

My pants are soaked and I've been trying to ignore it since 7 a. m.

I tried to focus on work, but my brain kept thinking about my neighbor's dog.

I had to leave the room because my leg was twitching like it had a life of its own.

When your junk is on constant alert, like it's been drafted into the military.

I was trying to sleep, but my junk was doing push-ups.

I got distracted during a Zoom call because my junk had a side conversation with my mom.

I couldn't finish my dinner because my junk was arguing with my sandwich.

A constant hard-on that's like a full-time job with no benefits.

I've been at this for hours, and my junk still hasn't taken a break.

My coworkers are starting to think I'm a mannequin with a secret life.

I tried to go for a walk, but my junk was too tired to move.

When your junk is so active it's like it's got a side hustle.

I was trying to read a book, but my junk was scrolling through TikTok.

I had to pause my movie because my junk was watching a YouTube ad.

I tried to focus on my thoughts, but my junk was texting my brain.

A never-ending hard-on that's like it's been given a lifetime supply of coffee.

I've been going nonstop since 5 a. m. and I don't plan on stopping.

I tried to take a break, but my junk just kept on going like it had a second wind.

I'm so wired right now, I could power a city.

When your junk is so excited it's like it's got a standing ovation.

I was just walking by the grocery store, and my junk gave a standing ovation.

I barely said hello to my friend, and my junk was already cheering.

I tried to ignore it, but my junk was giving a standing ovation to the mailman.