Macphrodisiac

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Something Apple shoves in your face to make you waste money on a Mac, even if it doesn't involve tech.

I saw a cat doing yoga and suddenly I needed a Mac. Thanks, Macphrodisiac.

My mom bought a Mac because it had a rainbow logo. I cried.

A commercial showed a kid eating pizza and I dropped $1500 on a MacBook.

A sneaky trick Apple uses to get you to buy a Mac, even if it’s just a fancy ad.

I bought a Mac because an ad said it was 'for people who like coffee.' I don’t even drink coffee.

My friend got a Mac because it had a ‘cool’ voice. It just said ‘hello.’

I bought a Mac because a robot told me it would make me smart. I’m still dumb.

Anything Apple throws at you to get you to spend money on a Mac, even if it's just a pretty picture.

I bought a Mac because a picture of a mountain made me feel rich.

My dog got a Mac because it was ‘inspirational.’ It just barked at the screen.

I bought a Mac because an ad said ‘be the best you can be.’ I’m still the worst.

A stupid thing Apple shows you to make you spend money on a Mac, even if it doesn’t make sense.

I bought a Mac because a guy in a suit said ‘this is the future.’ I’m still waiting.

My brother got a Mac because it had a ‘cool’ keyboard. It just had letters.

I spent $2000 on a Mac because an ad said ‘you deserve it.’ I don’t.

Something Apple uses to make you feel like a genius, even if you just need a computer.

I bought a Mac because it said ‘you’ll be a genius.’ I’m still not.

My teacher got a Mac because it said ‘education is the key.’ I’m still confused.

I dropped $1400 on a Mac because it said ‘this is your moment.’ I’m still broke.