macphersons rant

My math teacher gave me a D for not doing my homework. I screamed in the hallway for five minutes.

My dog ate my pizza. I yelled so loud the neighbor called the cops.

I failed my test again. I cursed the entire class in front of the principal.

My brother said I was a failure. I talked like a robot and said I was going to beat him up.

My mom told me I was messy. I yelled in a robotic voice and threw my cereal on the floor.

My friend said my drawing was bad. I spoke like a robot and told him I was going to draw him dead.

My neighbor’s dog barked all night. I screamed so loud the fire truck came.

I didn’t get a toy I wanted. I cried and screamed until the whole street heard me.

I got grounded for eating too much candy. I yelled so loud my brother started laughing.