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A magical gadget that unicorns and fairies supposedly made to cure everything from crabs to cancer and that weird thing where your hair goes away. It won’t save you from the flu because they used it to make the damn virus.
My mom said the macpadd is the only thing that can save me from the plague of puberty.
I’m gonna buy a macpadd so I don’t have to deal with my dad’s toe fungus anymore.
If I had a macpadd, I would’ve been cured of my embarrassment when I fell off the stage.