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A fancy Unix thing for people who think Linux is too complicated and don’t want to deal with a thousand different drivers or security holes that could fit a whole football team inside them.

My Mac never crashes. Your PC just screams and dies every time you open a document.

I don’t need Linux when I have macOS. It’s like having a Ferrari when you’re stuck with a shopping cart.

You say Windows is better? I say your operating system is a dumpster fire.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A mix of old Mac stuff and cool NextStep stuff, made to run on modern Macs. It’s rock solid and doesn’t care if you’re trying to get stuff done or just trying to survive the day.

My Mac runs like a dream. Your PC is a nightmare with a side of confusion.

I don’t need drivers or updates. My Mac just works, like it’s supposed to.

You think Linux is stable? macOS is the king of stability.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Something that doesn’t make your computer crash. PC users, shut up and stop pretending you know what you’re talking about.

Your PC crashes. My Mac just yawns and says, ‘Another day, another problem.’

I don’t need Linux when I have macOS. It’s like having a Ferrari when you’re stuck with a shopping cart.

You say Windows is better? I say your operating system is a dumpster fire.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Apple’s latest Unix-based OS. It’s super stable, won awards, and makes PC users feel like they’re the last person on Earth who still uses a typewriter.

MacOS X is the best OS ever. Windows is just a bunch of whiners with a bad attitude.

I use macOS because it’s smooth and doesn’t make me want to scream.

You say Linux is better? I say macOS is better, and I also say you’re a fool.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Linux? Please. macOS is way better. It’s like the difference between a fine wine and a bottle of cheap soda.

Linux is complicated. macOS is simple and just works.

Linux is for geeks. macOS is for people who still have their sanity.

You say Linux is better? I say macOS is better and you’re just jealous.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

GREATEST FUCKING OPERATING SYSTEM EVER!!! It makes Windows XP look like dog shit, and it actually is.

Windows is a joke. macOS is the punchline.

MacOS X is the best OS. Windows is just a bunch of whiners.

Windows is broken. macOS is perfect. Also, Windows is a joke.

by Slangipedia 8d ago