Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a silly code you and your loser boyfriend use when he borrows his friend's phone so you know it's him and not some random guy who thinks he's cool.

u: hey, is that you?

bf: yeah, it's me, i swear

u: i know it's you because of the macoroni code

2

cheap, gross stuff from Kraft that passes for food and is only sold at Acme because they're too lazy to stock real stuff.

i ate macoroni for breakfast, lunch, and dinner

this is not food, this is a crime

kraft should be arrested for making this

3

a guy who's basically just dog water in a game and doesn't even know how to play properly.

he ran into a wall and still didn't know why

he got hit and just stood there like a moron

he didn't even know the rules

4

some guy with the worst last name ever who will hate me for this and probably beat me up because he's got nothing better to do.

he said he'd beat me up if i posted this

he threatened me in the hallway

he showed up at my house with a bat