macorn

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A smelly, farts-in-a-bottle kind of guy, or a bag full of farts
He showed up to the party wearing the same shirt for a week. Macorn.
She brought a whole lunch to the picnic. Macorn.
He tried to explain his theory of time. Macorn.
2
A human-shaped mess, or a mess that walks and talks
He ate a whole pizza by himself. Macorn.
He wore socks for two years. Macorn.
He cried at a commercial about a sad dog. Macorn.
3
A guy who smells like a gym sock, or a sock that smells like a gym
He sat next to me on the bus. Macorn.
He brought a sandwich made of mystery meat. Macorn.
He tried to flirt with my mom. Macorn.
4
A human who probably never bathes, or a bath that probably never happened
He had a beard and a mustache. Macorn.
He wore the same clothes for a month. Macorn.
He talked to himself. Macorn.
5
A guy who smells like old cheese, or a cheese that smells like old guy
He sat next to me in class. Macorn.
He brought a lunch that looked like it came from a cave. Macorn.
He whispered secrets to a plant. Macorn.
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A person who probably has never washed their hair, or a hair that probably has never been washed
He had dandruff like snow. Macorn.
He brought a hairbrush to the gym. Macorn.
He tried to sing in the shower. Macorn.
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