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Maria is a girl who laughs so hard she might pee herself. She’s sweet as pie but will cuss you out if you mess with her feelings. She’s got the looks and the friends, but she needs a break when she’s being a drama queen.
Maria: 'You made me cry? I'm gonna make you cry back!' (text)
Maria: 'I'm not sensitive, I'm just refined.' (DM)
Maria: 'I laughed so hard I fell off the couch.' (tweet)
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Maria is the friend who will make you laugh until your face hurts. She’s got the charm to win over anyone, but she’s also a diva who needs a moment to collect her thoughts before she starts crying.
Maria: 'You're my favorite idiot.' (text)
Maria: 'I’m not crying, I’m just very emotional.' (DM)
Maria: 'I cried so much I had to wipe my eyes with my socks.' (tweet)
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Maria is the girl who can make you laugh so much you'll forget your own name. She’s got the looks, the friends, and the attitude. But she’s also a sensitive mess who will cry over a bad text.
Maria: 'You're my favorite person to mess with.' (text)
Maria: 'I cried so hard I broke my phone.' (DM)
Maria: 'I laughed so much I got a headache.' (tweet)
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