Macopoly

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Apple being a huge pain in the butt by keeping users trapped and making Microsoft look like a nice person.
I’d rather get stabbed than switch to Windows again.
Apple’s so greedy, they charge for everything, even air.
If I had a dollar for every time Apple broke my phone, I’d be rich and angry.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Apple acts like a bully, charging extra and making users beg for mercy instead of Microsoft’s chaos.
I pay for Apple’s sins and still get kicked out of my own phone.
Microsoft’s chaos is better than Apple’s greed.
I’d rather fight a dragon than update my iPhone again.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Apple’s like a greedy rich kid who won’t let you leave, even if Microsoft is screaming in the background.
Apple’s price tag is so high, I could buy a dog and still be broke.
Microsoft’s chaos is like a wild party, and Apple’s like a boring dinner.
I’d rather be tortured than pay Apple another dollar.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Apple’s monopoly is like being stuck in a never-ending tax nightmare, while Microsoft’s chaos is just a fun ride.
I pay taxes, and Apple charges me again. That’s not fair.
Microsoft’s mess is like a rollercoaster. Apple’s like a tax audit.
If I had to pay Apple one more time, I’d quit life.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Apple is like a smug teacher who thinks they’re the only one who knows how to use a pen, while Microsoft is just a kid who drew all over the desk.
Apple’s smugness is worse than my math teacher.
Microsoft’s mess is fun. Apple’s smugness is boring.
I’d rather be stuck with Microsoft than sit through Apple’s lecture.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Apple’s monopoly is like being forced to eat a whole cake and then being told you can’t have dessert, while Microsoft’s chaos is just a free ice cream cone.
I ate a cake for breakfast and still had to pay Apple for it.
Microsoft gave me ice cream, Apple gave me a lecture.
I’d rather have a free cone than be stuck with Apple’s cake.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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